１．Stick Boy and Match Girl in Love
相爱的木棍男孩与火柴女孩
Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
木棍男孩喜欢上了火柴女孩，
He liked her a lot.
他非常喜欢她．
He liked her cute figure,
他喜欢她可爱的手指，
he thought she was hot.
他想她一定是火热的
She has many different zombies
她身上有许多毒咒，
who are deeply in her trance.
在她的恍惚中深埋．
She even has a zombie
她甚至有一个
who was originally from France.
来自法国的毒咒．
But she knows she has a curse on her,
她知道他身上有一个
a curse she cannot win.
她不可能赢的诅咒．
For if someone gets
too close to her,
如果有人离她太近了，
the pins stick farther in.
那些针就会刺得更深．
Mr. an Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life.
史密斯先生和夫人生活多彩丰富．
They were a normal, happy husband and wife.
他们是一对平凡又快乐的夫妇．
One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad.
有一天他们得到了一个另史密斯先生高兴的消息．
Mrs. Smith would would be a mom
史密斯夫人就要作妈妈
which would make him the dad!
而他要作爸爸了！
But something was wrong with their bundle of joy.
但在这惊喜中有什么不对劲．
It wasn't human at all,
那孩子根本不是人，
it was a robot boy!
而是一个机器人男孩！
He wasn't warm and cuddly
他的身体不温暖，让人不想想拥抱
and he didn't have skin.
他没有皮肤，
Instead there was a cold, thin layer of tin.
只有一层又冷又薄的锡皮．
There were wires and tubes sticking out of his head.
电线和管子从他的头伸出来．
He just lay there and stared,
他只是躺在那盯视着，
not living or dead.
既不是活的也不是死的．
The only time he seemed alive at all
was with a long extension cord
plugged into the wall.
只有把一条长长的电线接到墙上的插座里
他才像是活的．
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor,
史密斯先生对医生吼道：
"What have you done to my boy?
”你对我的孩子做了怎么？
He's not flesh and blood,
他没有血肉，
he's aluminum alloy!"
他是铝合金！”
The doctor said gently,
医生轻轻地说，
"What I'm going to say
”我将要说的话
will sound pretty wild.
听起来会很疯狂：
But you're not the father
你不是这个
of this strange looking child.
怪孩子的父亲．
You see, there still is some question
about the child's gender,
你看，虽然这个孩子的出生仍然有些问题，
but we think that its father
is a microwave blender."
但我们想他的父亲应是微波搅拌机．”
The Smith's lives were now filled
从此史密斯家充满了
with misery and strife.
痛苦和争吵．
Mrs. Smith hated her husband,
史密斯夫人怨恨她的丈夫，
and he hated his wife.
而他怨恨她．
He never forgave her unholy alliance:
他永不会原谅她的肮脏：
a sexual encounter
with a kitchen appliance.
与厨房用品的性行为．
And Robot Boy
grew to be a young man.
机器人男孩长成了一个小伙子．
Though he was often mistaken
for a garbage can.
尽管他总被误认为是垃圾桶．
[此贴子已经被作者于2007-11-20 14:25:44编辑过]
世界大有辨证法
只适合别人都不适合自己
这就是辩证法.
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